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Post by Goofydoofy »

I'm gotten credible information from a very reliable source. Somebody very close to God. It seems, Heaven and Hell are so over crowded now, when you die, you go to a "consideration room". This is where your fate is decided. What happens is, you are put inside a car and given a course to drive. If you brake while going up a hill, while turning or while in the left lane going under the speed limit with nobody in front of you, you are sent back to Earth to repeatedly be shot in the face. I think the true count is getting shot in the face one hundred million times, over and over. Once that is completed, you are sent to Hell to be ass raped by Hitler. If you break for other reasons that are not valid, the same thing happens, except instead of getting ass raped by Hitler at the end, you are sent back to Earth as a breakpad to a car where the driver has no idea how to use the breaks properly. So, have fun!!
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