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The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:45 pm
by iyeni
Indianapolis, Indiana – AP Newswire – May 5th, 2011

With the recent locking of all Sony Online games, some strange experiences have been happening across the state of Indiana. At 9 am this morning and unknown Ranger was spotted “kiting” lamp chops in the refrigerated meat section of Piggly Wiggly. The police were called and the suspect, who appeared to be intoxicated was dragged into the parking lot by his long red hair. He broke free and a low speed chase ensued, where the suspect threw leaves at the Police, yelling “More Dots! More Dots”.
Eventually they chased the suspect to various Dunkin Donuts, where he took time to urinate and drink alcohol. He was eventually cornered behind a Dairy Queen, where he was laying on the ground, yelling “Rez me! Dammit!”
They are holding him at the Police Station until, Mrs. Renaern comes to pick him up.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:52 pm
by kCii
i blame plur

kC

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:53 pm
by Glauri
EXCELLENT!

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 4:03 pm
by Tarvas
Mechell and Tarvas....

LOFAO!

Thank you, Iyeni!

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:09 pm
by Thanno
i thought it was bout tarvas :p

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 6:11 pm
by Nlannie
That doesn't sound right

You can't pee in EQ.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:14 pm
by Glauri
You can't pee in EQ.
It's an AA, Nlannie!

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:02 pm
by Sinadar
hahaha that was awesome

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:09 am
by Addrianis
I loved it hun, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:42 am
by Lickitys
LOVED it, Thanks much...Keep them coming....

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:56 am
by Renaern
I was clearly under some sort of evil enchantment and I suspect Eplurbus the Bard and his wicked lute! That or the mushrooms I've been foraging....

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:05 pm
by Criploc
Hmm, I tried finding some "lamp chops" around my area, can't find any. Must be an Indiana thing.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:51 am
by Addrianis
Image

Car off to camp Zip Trip

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:58 am
by Caramonn
Lvl 90 war lf more, need puller healer and DPS......Zip Trip is a rough camp

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:55 am
by Meso
Hah, looks like my neighbors. Once a month 30 or so of his friends gather in full costume with padded swords and shields, axes and bows and bring D&D to life. They just had a baby and already have a costume for the little one.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:56 pm
by Tarvas
Meso wrote:Hah, looks like my neighbors. Once a month 30 or so of his friends gather in full costume with padded swords and shields, axes and bows and bring D&D to life. They just had a baby and already have a costume for the little one.
Some people should be locked in a padded cell and never be allowed to reproduce.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:23 pm
by Serano
OH... Poo Alan. SOme peeps would poo poo at someone playing Momo Games - especially at our work - meanwhile there is a silent crowd of us in our line of work that do. If peeps like to do live fantasy or reenactment - knock yourself out you know?

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:25 pm
by Tarvas
lol...sir, everyone plays video games these days.

Re: The D. T. 's

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:23 am
by Serano
"sir" Dork.

I know they do - but at my rank it is only about a 50% admission rate... And most I think are Console mostly... altho some penetration at the WOW level... a lot of Battlefield - whatever that is... some of the military line games. yawn.

But MMO players and raiders... still a pretty unspoken thing amongst any that I have worked with.