Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
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Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
"It is good to have an end to journey towards:
but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K Le Guin
Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Wow, that's a helluva treatment. Probably only takes one good dose to get rid of it....and everything else.
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Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Tried it, didn't work.
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Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Macslayer Syndrome...
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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Macslayer's Disease.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: forgetting what day it is, peeling skin, drooping eyelids, peeling skin
Cure: take three Prozac tablets a day until it goes away
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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Macslayer's Disease.
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: forgetting what day it is, peeling skin, drooping eyelids, peeling skin
Cure: take three Prozac tablets a day until it goes away
"It is good to have an end to journey towards:
but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K Le Guin
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Zahashah
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Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Found Henorms to be too easy a cure for a Wizard!!!! 
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Textbook example. You are suffering from
Henormosis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: glowing in the dark, extremely polka-dot blotches, dancing, sneezing
Cure: fire
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Textbook example. You are suffering from
Henormosis.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: glowing in the dark, extremely polka-dot blotches, dancing, sneezing
Cure: fire
"It is good to have an end to journey towards:
but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K Le Guin
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Zahashah
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Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Humm wonder what this Ranger has been forging
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Good lord! You are suffering from
Solna's Lurgy.
Cause: lack of junk food
Symptoms: embarrassing noises, wheezing, whistling
Cure: infect someone else
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Good lord! You are suffering from
Solna's Lurgy.
Cause: lack of junk food
Symptoms: embarrassing noises, wheezing, whistling
Cure: infect someone else
"It is good to have an end to journey towards:
but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K Le Guin
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Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Healers should drink lots of water anyway!
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
Caminyraosis.
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: finger pain, abdominal swelling, urinary pain
Cure: drink lots of water
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
Caminyraosis.
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: finger pain, abdominal swelling, urinary pain
Cure: drink lots of water
"It is good to have an end to journey towards:
but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K Le Guin
Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Addrianisitis.
Cause: lack of sleep
Symptoms: enlarged liver, ectoplasm, whistling
Cure: take a day off work
Addrianisitis.
Cause: lack of sleep
Symptoms: enlarged liver, ectoplasm, whistling
Cure: take a day off work
Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Caramonnosis.
Cause: lack of cola in diet
Symptoms: extremely urinary pain, occasional indigestion, excessive impotence
Cure: sleep
Caramonnosis.
Cause: lack of cola in diet
Symptoms: extremely urinary pain, occasional indigestion, excessive impotence
Cure: sleep
Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Mialillyosis.
Cause: psychological
Symptoms: shouting, tree-climbing, dry eyes
Cure: sleep
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Miana's Syndrome.
Cause: genetically-modified coffee
Symptoms: sudden rapid heart beat, overeating, talking like a pirate, sudden temperature sensitivity
Cure: take a day off work
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I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Mialillyosis.
Cause: psychological
Symptoms: shouting, tree-climbing, dry eyes
Cure: sleep
Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
* Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness *
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Miana's Syndrome.
Cause: genetically-modified coffee
Symptoms: sudden rapid heart beat, overeating, talking like a pirate, sudden temperature sensitivity
Cure: take a day off work
Re: Goofydoofy's Syndrome...
arrrrg